1. Well Done, Dave
Dave is probably destroyed after seeing this one. All he needed to do was remain loyal to his wife and children, and he could have avoided this situation. Now everyone in that parking lot and people on the internet will know he had a mistress.
Well Done, Dave
His wife decided it would only be fair to clean out the bank account and leave him with nothing. Dave didn't think when he decided to cheat on his loving wife. Don't be like Dave.
2. Apparently It's Not Mutual
Don't you love it when your significant other sends you a cute text? It is even more fun when they build up suspense to tell you their big news. This "let's say it at the same time" didn't work out well for them.
This couple was on two different pages, and only one of them had good news. It's crazy that you can go from wanting to marry someone to being broken up within a matter of seconds.
3. What A Message
We don't know what Paul did, but he is not going to be having a good day. This woman decided to publicly announce that she wanted a divorce at a local restaurant.
Good thing she got to keep the dog. Hopefully, a different Paul doesn't misinterpret this message.
4. A Yard Sale We All Want To Be In
Usually, garage sales are to get rid of things that you have held onto for too long. We have never seen one for people who get rid of their ex's stuff.
This is an interesting way to make sure everyone knows your wife is a cheater and you are getting a divorce.
5. At Any Rate They Were Still Courteous
If you are someone who likes pizza, this breakup wouldn't be that bad because you have a who pie of pizza to eat. Then again, you're currently single and perhaps sick to your stomach.
On the one hand, it was kind of them to buy their ex a pizza to break up, but on the other hand, the pizza delivery person knew what was about to happen because they had to write the message. This is purely savage.
6. Well Played
Each relationship is like a long, twisting road. As you drive down it, you will experience many sharp turns. For some, they are lucky enough to enjoy the ride. The road they take could be very calm and safe, without too much traffic.
However, every journey has a destination, and so many relationships are driving towards a destination called “heartbreak.” Here is an example of a driver who only saw the warning signs when it was a bit too late.
7. Broke And Single At The Same Day
For someone to be this angry with their ex, they had to have done something horrible. Emily was just trying to get Steven's attention because he needed to see how mad she truly was.
We now know Steve is a cheating liar who has been publicly shamed, and his cheating was caught on camera.
8. Not The Best Joke
We've heard some really terrible jokes before, however, this one is definitely one of the worst, yet best at the same time. This is one way to let a person down easy, by telling a joke.
We don't know what's worse, the fact that he made a joke out of their breakup, or thought this would be a gentle way to tell her it was over.
9. Now Let's Play A Game
It seems like this guy was shady talking to a girl named Kelsi on Facebook and now he has to literally pick up the pieces of his life.
We hope he paid attention during the relationship because it looks like he needs to remember a few milestone events in order to get his belongings back. Luckily for him, his now-ex-girlfriend didn’t destroy all of his stuff as some other people might do.
10. Careful What You Wish For
Have you ever made a wish at 11:11? This person told her boyfriend that she wished to be together forever, and he wished that they would break up soon.
We hope that one day they will be able to make a wish again and have someone react in a much nicer way.
11. Not Funny At All
Making people laugh is not always easy. You have to know your audience and what kind of jokes they will enjoy. This person was trying to make their crush laugh, but it backfired on them in a big way.
Not only did they get broken up with, but they also found out they were making themselves look stupid.
12. The Main Point
When you part ways with somebody you must make sure it's what you need and you're not going to backpedal on your promise.
As should be obvious here, this person effectively attempted to play mind games by saying, "you'll never find somebody like me." Isn't that the point when you break up to find better people.
13. Can You Spell That For Me Please?
Usually, "Ily" means "I love you." Sadly, this person was not ready for the "ily" they were receiving.
Right when they thought they were going to hear "I love you," they found out that their significant other was leaving them. That has got to hurt.
14. Thoughtful Enough To Leave A Cake
Sometimes, nasty breakups lead to a situation where you know that you would still be living in the same neighborhood. As a result, one of the two usually packs up their bags and moves elsewhere in town.
However, there have been cases when breakups have made people relocate to another city or even country. In this case, one person moved to the other side of the world to get away from their ex, as you can see here.
15. Math Is Important
Not everyone can excel in all subjects. This person is not great in math and English, but that shouldn't be a reason to not love someone.
We don't know what the reason was but we know it is not because of their lack of math skills.
16. What A Denial
Either this person is so foolishly in love that they can’t see what’s going on or denial took over all of their natural senses. Either way, once it finally hits, she is going to be in for a rude awakening.
Her boyfriend is trying to make it clear that their relationship is over, but she is not letting it sink in.
17. Take A Good Look In The Mirror
There's nothing like coming home and going to the bathroom only to learn that you've been dumped just by looking in the mirror.
Not only is your relationship over, now you need to clean the lipstick off of your mirror as you think about the memories that you once had with your life partner.
18. Letting The Neighbors Know
This woman took her breakup to another level. She went all out and ordered a printed sign. All that work just to let the neighbors know that her husband cheated her.
Thanks to her poster now everyone in the neighborhood knows that she moved out because her husband is a cheater. Her husband is not going to get invited to BBQs any time soon.
19. A Creative Breakup
This case shows that if you think you’re getting away with going behind your partner’s back, you should think again. This girl just got hit with one of the biggest breakup combinations.
How could she be so sneaky? No one deserves to be deceived on this level. At least she doesn’t need to feel guilty anymore.
20. When You Have To Explain More Than Once
How many times should someone tell you that it's time to break up before you get the message? We get it that you have feelings for this person, however never be too blinded that you don't get the clues.
To be fair, these messages were more like a trivia game rather than a breakup text. Maybe the should have just been straight forward instead.